Unique? Maybe. Fun? Yes. Crazy? Most definitely. We bring to you the craziest apps on iPhone and Android
If you thought the iTunes and Android market has meaningful apps that help you, and occasionally make you addicts of a few games, well, you couldn’t be more wrong. The app market is filled with the most outrageous apps, some of whom are downright weird and yet so funny. We’ve compiled the best for you, and we can bet would you want them.
iFart and droidFart
No surprises what these do. These emit any one of a series of pre-recorded fart sounds from your iPhone or Android. If none of these satisfy you or your friend’s ears, then you can even record your own or your friend’s farts and have them playback on command. Yeah, we know it’s childish but people are actually setting up “fart wars” to see who can produce the King of all farts. Don’t blame us.
Bic Concert Lighter
Have you ever been at a concert and the band plays your favourite anthem and you wanted to join in with hoards of people down in the ‘pit’ with their lighters swaying in rhythm to the song – but you don’t smoke and don’t have a lighter handy? Problem solved with the Bic Concert Lighter app, which turns your Android into a simulated lighter, without the choking fumes! This app is available only for the Android, so iPhone users will have to choke away (and burn their hands!)
This one is for iPhones and simulates the steamed up bathroom mirror. Yes, you activate it by blowing on the microphone and it automatically creates a steamed up display panel on your phone. Why? Well, again it’s slightly childish, but you can write messages or doodle on the display panel like you would on the fogged up bathroom mirror when you were a kid (or maybe still do, for all we know). When you want to re-steam the screen, just blow into the mike again. Hours of fun.
Just in case you miss those teenage years standing in front of the mirror popping zits, this app allows you to test whether you still have the knack. Do you have what it takes to be a master zit popper? Find out with this app.
Okay, so this might be disgusting at first, but it is a good app. This is a game that’s all about controlling your urine stream when you’re drunk — take aim and fire into the toilet bowl but be careful — the more drinks you have, the more the room sways. The developers promise ladies “a chance to try walking in men’s shoes.” Haha.
Okay, here’s a really stupid app. Absolutely useless… which is why we quite like it. It’s one for the iPhone whereby you flick the image of a cow with your finger and send it flying. It has a completely arbitrary scoring system too, just to add to the sense of pointlessness. This is certainly not a definitive list! We could go on! There is plenty of idiotic lunacy out there we have missed in the world of smartphone apps. But while we continue searching, enjoy these.