The men we meet
We love men, but can do away with some.
Lazy Letch
He is the superstar of the office, or so he thinks. Like our good old heroes of Tollywood, his age froze at his will, making him a man of all seasons. This eternally ‘young’ dude loves ‘his’ women and will do all it takes to display his machismo. From staring emptily at women, to getting up, close and personal, he doesn’t leave a chance to touch a lady, even if it is just a strand of her hair or brush his hand against hers. Sexual gratification has never been easier.
‘Ra Ones’ of the road
His car is all decked up, like he is on a mission to find a suitable bride car for his beloved machine. As he drives along, he is carrying not just himself but his compressed ego. Akon and Snoop Dogg make some noise inside, making him feel all macho and majestic. Well, until a woman overtakes his car. Suddenly, his ego ground, crushed and pulped he is in tatters. And the only way he can satisfy his badly wounded ego is to overtake her. At the risk of pedestrians and other motorists on the road, he finally manages to accomplish his goal, thereby reviving his dying pride. Ah, and the ego is restored.
Gym Jims
Muscle tearing out of the flesh, sweat dripping all over the t-shirt, the gym Jim is all manliness personified. Unfortunately, there are 30 such Jims at any given point of the day. And with a dainty woman trying her hands at lifting the oh-so-heavy barbells, every man wants to be her man – assist her in lifting them – doesn’t matter if they are just a kilogramme. Course, in the meantime, check out her vital stats and look for the remotest of indications of approval of his machismo. A coy smile, a thank you, a hug – just about anything! I am sure you will know these men, when you come across them.
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